| freshly scraped off the sidewalk ( @ 2005-12-08 17:02:00 |
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Why I love eBay.
Auction for a dead beat dad:
At first I thought the dad himself was for sale. But he looks a little big for a stocking stuffer. Coincidentally, he's shown here next to a Christmas tree.
Here's the URl:
dad=pig
It would be awesome if the proceeds from the sale went towards the purchase of a photo of a new and improved dad but, judging from her other items for sale, she would just spend it on Tommy Hilfiger cologne sets and X-mas themed socks.
In other eBay news, I lost my prosthetic eye auction ;(
Archie Bunker (to Sammy Davis Jr.): "Do you take cream and sugar in your eye?"