"See the bartenders for more info"
You should NOT NOT NOT go out and drink doubles of Canadian whiskey when you're sick with a fever of 100-101. It seemed like just the cure for my cabin fever, and it helped, but I think it took a few years off my life.

5 things I don't remember:
1. The last bar. I know the first was the Boxcar, but then...?
2. Did I pay?
3. I puked somewhere...where???
4. I don't remember leaving-->getting home-->going to bed
5. Why was my brassiere in my backpack????

5 weird things:
1. There is a temporary tattoo on my left hand
2. My clothes were in a pile right in front of my door when I woke up, except for my brassiere, which was still in my backpack.
3. I mysteriously woke up promptly at 11 a.m., but my phone alarm was set for 11 p.m.
4. I seem to become a Lesbian around my friend Ellie...
5. ...she just messaged me saying I left a bite mark on her neck, hmmmm

5 things for which I am thankful:
1. awesome female friends!
2. ukeleles!
3. Veruca Salt
4. Alka-Seltzer nose and throat medicine
5. Being in New York